so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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