people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
