best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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