3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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