Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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