He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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