did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I've blown a few things in my day
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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