hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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