I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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