If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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