whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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