I heard we made out
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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