I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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