im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
