bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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