Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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