I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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