Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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