Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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