I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
this will be a night to untag.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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