It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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