What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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