i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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