ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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