physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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