just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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