Sponge bath it is.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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