Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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