More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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