Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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