There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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