Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just had sex on a roof
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize