i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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