think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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