she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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