i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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