we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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