Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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