Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I need to align my fucking chakras
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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