Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We got so high we made milksteak
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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