He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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