How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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