What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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