found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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