HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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