what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So. Much. Porn.
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