FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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