I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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