Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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