The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the raccoons are back...
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