In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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