just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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