So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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