I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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