Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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